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Topic of Poems and stuff! Awesome!
Amphy
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03-29-2012, 09:42 PM (This post was last modified: 04-07-2012, 03:16 PM by Amphy.)
Okay, so I am going to make a thread where I just blurt out random poems and stuff. I will post whenever I feel like it, just to get rid of stuff on my mind. I may be writing whatever--couplets, Haiku, Epics--so long as I have fun writing nonsensical-bordering-on-genius stuff, which I will undoubtedly have. You can review if you want.
So here's the first two.

PokeCouplet
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Just keep it really nice and neat.



Ode to Food
Oh, food you are yummy,
Because of you,
I have survived.

I love you so,
Because without yummy yummy food,
I would not have a life.
Without you, I would commit suicide.

Oh food, when I eat you,
I feel happy and jolly.
The texture of bread,
The sliminess of spaghetti,
The appetite that you fill up.

Without you, I would have to eat...
Crayon.

Imagine a world without food.
The prospect is bleak,
Despair is inevitable.

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03-29-2012, 10:14 PM
Pretty decent poems Amphy :] and I couldn't imagine a world without food O.o that would be horrible..

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04-04-2012, 02:35 PM (This post was last modified: 04-04-2012, 03:07 PM by Amphy.)
I have some more stuff to post. And ninJAS, thanks for the post!
Anyways, here's some more poems.
Also, for the McDonalds poem, I was wondering about the way people (in America) say "Oh, we're all gonna die if we don't have oil for our cars!" What about something else that would kill us all?

PokeHaiku
You have Pokemon.
Trading cards, battling games,
Let me play right now.


No Poems for Me!
I don't wanna write a poem,
Think 'em, write 'em, even show 'em.
'Cause then the teacher'll grade it bad,
And that'll make me very sad.
Wait, didn't I just write one, right now?
Well, I guess I'll turn it in anyhow.


McDonalds
When I walk into McDonalds,
The details are thrown upon me,
Showing me what I need to know.

The Food is first,
As it's what I came in for.
Greasy hash browns, bubbly drinks,
And meaty, cheesy hamburgers.
There must be something,
Behind the scenes,
That makes this food enticing.

The Golden Arch invites me,
Into a world of controversy and politics.
Of clowns scaring the wittle childwen,
Lawmakers suing for obesity charges,
And the sign that says it all,
"1 Billion Served!"

When I think about society,
Where McDonalds is central to culture,
There I find it.
All of this belies a revelation.
The truth behind McDonalds:
We are a corn-dependent society.

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